...crashed his Catbus, copped a compact.

(Photo swiped from Mike with a Prius.)

...sneezes how he pleases.

...mistakes menthols for mouthwash.

(Original photo by Brendan Smialowski. Swiped without a second thought from The New York Times.)

...drives in the middle of the road...in the snow...with his high beams on.

(Original 'Xenon Road Beam' photo by PlaneCrazy, swiped from the TDI Club forums. Screencap by let's be evil together.)

...is either super sentimental or a serial killer. Or both.

(Original 'hoarder or recycler' photo by bearbooandyumyum. Photo used under the laws and limitations of the Flickr/Creative Commons deal.)

...pretends not to see me as I race for the elevator.

(Original 'my reflection in the elevator doors' photo by limonada. Photo used under the laws and limitations of the Flickr/Creative Commons deal.)

...sucks in his gut when girls are around.

...has no patience for pedestrians.

...tries to peek through my peephole as he passes by my door.

...hangs out at the bus stop offering candy to unsupervised kids.